👍🏽Movie Review Extravaganza

I'm back. 

This is ROOG the English butt head. 

I'm so sorry about I didn't write my shitty stinky disgusting vomittty blog. 

I know You guys understand but I should say. 

I'm really busy and no money. 

That's why I didn't that. Just kidding. 

By the way. 

We watched movie a lot. 

The Silence 

That was awesome 

One Piece film Z

That was just crap

Kung-Fu Panda3

That was beautiful China

Ghost Busters in cinema 

That was great horror movie 

Drag me to hell

It was unique horror movie 

Magic Mic XXL

interesting man stripper movie 

Babadouk

I love mental mom 

Creep

I hate Jonathan

Patrick

Don't kill my Brenda shit face!

Holidays 

I don't like yikes rabbit

Insidious

Sorry Rose this movie sucks

Room1408

Just forgive him!

Hensel  and Gretel

Sweet stinky horrible horror show

Blades of glory 

Don't do that trick

Napoleon Dynamite 

Gosh...!

Hostel1 Hostel2 and Hostel3

Torture porn don't cut of his penis lol

Finding Dory

Epic sea creatures movie

Hustle and Flow 

Be nice to women bro

Jurassic World 

U shouldn't wear high heels stupid

The woman in black

I forgot sorry Harry Potter 

...we watched more but I'll go to work tomorrow. Cuz we have just one sent. 

So I must work harder!!

That's why I got to go I'm sorry all of you. 

Well thx for reading my ass holy sentence. 

I hope u guys getting best single day tomorrow. 

Plz be careful about Japanese typhoon if u living in Japan. 

See you ciao!!

ほりえ りゅうじ

Rainy season / OitNB & GoT

Good evening every citizen. 

This is ROOG the English politician. 

I'm sorry I couldn't write my blog recently. 

Why? Cuz my life is SO tight that's it. 

Now Japan got Japanese monsoon(梅雨). I don't like this season. 

Cuz temperature isn't low but steamy feel and always rainy sky. Or laundry stuff don't dry! Fuck this season!!

Anyway next month gone. Bye bye!

By the way Orange is the New Black was started. 

We love that show. 

But that prison looks really fake. 

That prisoners are too free. That guard must more hard work. 

And I wanna see Piper's tits! If cause I do. 

Oh tomorrow drop Game of Thrones!

I worry about Jon Snow and Sansa Stark and Arya Stark. 

I hate Mr,Bolton he is worst bastard ever. 

OK 

Thx for reading my govarnmently sentence. 

I hope u guys getting nice day tomorrow. 

See u next time maybe. 

Vest wishes. 

堀江 竜二

Saw V

Good evening every men. 

This is a ROOG the English partner. 

Today was Sunday. 

I took day off. 

So we cleaned up our house. 

We refreshed. 

By the way we ate curry in Indian restaurant. 

That was so yummy. 

But my stomach almost explode. 

However I went to Kick boxing class. 

It was makes me tired and sleepy. 

And then I came back home walked with dogs and wife,Washed my disgusting stinky body,ate dinner between watching Out lander. 

Now we watching SAW5. This movie pretty stupid and boring. 

But I like violence scene.  That's it. 

Oops I almost forget. Tomorrow I'll go to work. I don't wanna go. 

Can you go my work for me? Thanks. 

OK. 

Thnx for reading my smallest sentence. 

I hope u guys getting good day tomorrow. 

Plz be careful about car accident. 

See u next time. 

堀江竜二

Storm blog

Hello guys. 

This is ROOG the English myth baster. 

Kumamoto Japan getting terrible earthquake still now. 

That is not happy. But some Japanese politician said that. 

Cuz she has no brain. 

By the way. 

Today my city got storm. 

It was very excited. 

My clothes got terribly wet. 

How about your country guys?

Now I watching movie. Called Mr,Baseball. 

This is a good stupid movie. 

You must watch it. If have any time. 

Ok. 

Thanks 4 reading my mustachey sentence. 

I hope u guys getting nice day, night and in your dream. 

See u next time. 

Vest wishes. 

HORIE ROOG 

Wife's birthday

I'm back. 

This is a ROOG the English skeltor. 

Last night we went to 6889cafe. 

Because today is my wife's birthday!

Yippee!!

That food was very good and guest loves that too! I'm glad!!

Actually we didn't take the alcohol recently. So I drunk was very fast. 

Of cause not too much I'm not stupid sometimes. 

By the way. 

We watching Daredevil season two. Who care. 

And we watching "The Trueman show" right now. Whatever. 

OK 

Thx for reading my He manism sentence.  

See u next time. 

Vest wishes bitch. 

ほりえ りゅうじ

RIP Grandma

I'm back!!

Hello every cockroaches. 

This is a ROOG the English smallest lice. 

I appreciate you guys comments about my grandma funeral. 

She was very small but her life was very huge. 

She lost her husband in 58years old. 

Then 20years later she lost her mother. 

My mother said she was a strict disciplinarian. ←this word is hard!

But grandma was NOT strict to us. 

She was very kind to grand children.

 But I was always not nice to her. 

I always thought when she give allowance. 

I wanna punch young me again again and again. 

By the way. 

We watched Full Metal Jacket, Galaxy Quest, and Princess Bride Story. 

These are great movies Don't miss it!! If you have time. 

And I watched these cartoons. 

赤毛のアン(Anne of Green Gables), 宇宙兄弟(Space Brothers), ふしぎの海のナディア(Mysterious Ocean Nadia), おそ松さん(Osomatsu San) and Archer. 

Actually I watched Space Bros all episodes. But my wife got curious that show. So I watching again. 

I appreciated she interested that. 

Osomatsu San Is good too. 

That show is parody cartoon. 

That episode was like movie SAW. 

but that was stupid joke parody. 

You should watch if you have any time. 

OK. 

Thx for reading my ear wax sentence. 

I hope you guys getting nice week beginning. 

See you next time. 

堀江竜二

Osomatsu San↓

Kickboxing

Hello everyone. 

This is ROOG the English spokesman. 

I'm very sleepy. 

Cuz last night I slept at 4am. 

I don't know why I didn't sleep. 

Then I slept 4hour. 

But I went to the Kick Boxing club.  

I got sweated for 2hours. 

Today I did lite sparring. 

He is good fighter. 

He punched my face many times.

I cut my lip Whatever. 

But I kicked his face few time. 

That's not bad huh?

But I still weak. 

So I should do more practice. 

Anyway 

Thank you for reading my tape recording sentence. 

I hope u guys getting not bad day tomorrow. 

See u next time. 

竜二 堀江

Orange is the New Black/ The Martian

What's up every one. 

This is ROOG the English sitter. 

We finished Orange is the New Black. 

I like that ending. 

But little bit I worry about Alex's situation. 

I love her. 

Honestly I love Red, Doggett, Tastee,  Piper, Poussey, Daya, Big Boo, Janae, Nicky, Stella, and Soso. 

Where is Nicky!? I want miss her!! Boohoo!!

By the way. 

We watched Martian in the movie theater. 

That is awesome!! Entertainment is that movie!

Maybe we'll buy DVD or Blue ray.  

But I don't wanna become astronauts. 

That job isn't good return. Too risky. 

If you guys didn't watch that you must watch. 

If you have any time. 

OK 

Thx for reading my standing sentence. 

I hope u guys getting nice day. 

C u next time. 

Vest wishes. 

堀江竜二

In which RooG whines

Hello everyone. 

This is ROOG the English porter. 

Last night I went to kick boxing gym. 

It was very tough. 

Cuz that class was almost two hour and teacher was active duty pro kick boxer. 

I'm tired but kinda fun. 

I like moving my body. 

You should try that if you can. 

By the way Tomorrow I'll go work. 

I don't wanna go. 

Help me somebody!!

Boohoo!!

OK

Thanks 4 reading my transporting sentence. 

I hope u guys getting good day next day. 

Have a nice dream and have a nice horseback riding. 

C U next time. 

Vest wishes. 

堀江竜二

RooG reviews the movies

Good evening every one. 

This is ROOG the English tortilla. 

I don't like writing English sentence. 

Cuz my English always sucks. 

So I didn't post last week. For give me. 

By the way we watched 2001:Space Odyssey. 

I couldn't understand last scene. 

But maybe every body didn't understand that movie. 

That is OK cuz every people different explanation feel. 

I like that movie.  But little bit too long. Inter Mission was kinda fresh feeling. 

Actually we watched other show too. 

Orange is the New Black Season two 2014

That is great stupid TV show. 

Abunai Deka(あぶない刑事)1986

Seriously stupid Japanese movie. 

Guardian of the Galaxy 2014

Nice '70s music with Groot. 

Man vs Wild season two 2013

Fresh bug eater with nature. 

Zathura 2005

I like that game gimmick and stupid kiddy fight movie. 

 

Jessica Jones 2015

Power girl with too tough guy and asshole. 

Hunger Game Catching Fire 2013

Don't hurt to Katniss Everdeen asshole! I like her!!

Yes Man 2008

I like beginning anywhere has stupid. I like naked btw. 

Crimson Peak 2015

19th century pretty writer and gross kind ghost with Loki. 

That's all maybe. 

I like watch TV. 

My wife too I guess. 

I don't like Japanese gossip kinda. 

OK

Thanx for reading my thinner sentence. 

I hope you guys getting nice day tomorrow. 

See you next time. 

Vest wishes. 

堀江 竜二