Sunday, December 13, 2015

UFC 194 / Going to Florida

Hallo everyone. 
I'm ROOG the English unstoppable adult snail. 
Today we watched UFC fighting. 
That fights were very excited to us. 
Especially main event was spectacular. 
You guys must watch that fight. 



By the way we will go to Florida next week. 
Of course we're excited.  But little bit nervous. 
Cuz I have every fucking time customs stopped me. 
And they're every damn time clanky. 
I hate customs. Boohoo!! 

OK 
Thnx for reading my slowly sentence. 
U guys getting good day tomorrow I hope. 
Good night. 
Vest wishes. 
HORIE RYUJI 

Sunday, December 6, 2015

House

Halo everyone. 
I'm ROOG the English retired frying squid. 
I'm sorry about last week ends. 
Cuz I didn't sent my fashionable blog. 
I think Many people said "boohoo Mr,ROOG Why didn't sent this week ends.  I almost cry! BooHoo!!"    
Actually I didn't wanna writing English sentence. 
You know my brain is so tiny. 
That's why if I using brain too much I'll get head explode. 
I still need my head. Cuz I have a lot of mortgage. 
I must do work a lot.  
If I die my wife will kill me. 
So I can't die I must work.  Boohoo!!

OK 
Thank you for reading my house of deadly sentence. 
I hope u guys getting nice and smooth. 
See u next time. 
Vest wishes. 
堀江竜二

Monday, November 23, 2015

Booger

Hello every nuts!
This is ROOG the English sickness commander. 
Today we went to 6889cafe in minami machida with Pole and Betty. 
They don't eat meat too. 
That's why we invite that place for them. 
Fortunately they loves that foods. 
We appreciate that. 

Meat is NOT important foods to human. 
We need control to eat and if at all possible eat vegetables and fruits.  
These giving more healthy and less guilty. 
If you loves animals you will start once a week take a break eating meats. 
Maybe that will make you lite feel.  
Honestly my fart still stinky whatever. 

OK thanx for reading my dingle nasal discharge sentence.  
I hope u guys getting nice booty. 
See u next time. 
Vest wishes. 
ホリエリュウジ

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Gere

Good evening everyone. 
This people is ROOG the English slimy solid construction worker. 

Two month ago we became vegetarian. 
If we can become vegan. 
But I using leather grove and shows in my work. And leather wallet too. 
She using Coach leather bag everyday. 
And we eating a egg every morning. 
Of course we using very carefully. 
So we don't become vegan. 
I glad to became vegetarian. 
Because my body righter than before. 
And I don't have a lot of sins. 
We like animals and nature. 
That's why we should save them. 
So we keep trying vegetarian life. 

By the way. 
We watched Hachi last night. 
That movie was very quiet. 
I like not loud movie. 
Richard Gere is good actor. I like him. 
Anyway probably this movie is makes you cry. 
My wife cried actually. 
She said "BOOHOO" many time. 
Anyway this movie was not bad. 
Don't miss it!! If you have time. 

OK
Thnx for reading my ovoviviparity killifish sentence. 
I hope u guys getting happy life. 
See u next time and see u later. 
Vest wishes. 
堀江竜二




Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Golden Balls

Good evening every penises and vaginas. 
I am ROOG the English dropped meatball source.

Last night we watched movie "JUMANJI". 
That movie is not great but last scene is very good. 
Stupid fun is that movie. 
After that we watched "16 and pregnant " too. 
Teenagers are idiot. 
Of course I was. 
This stupid show teaching that for every body. 
MTV show is all of them stupid. 
And not much music show. 
Why MTV doesn't make the "real music show"? I dun know. 

By the way I ate huge pudding one half hour ago. 
That was really bad idea. 
My stomach still gross. 
Why did I buy and eat that disgusting chemical. 
I don't know.  Maybe my wife don't know neither. 

Tomorrow we'll go work.
We hate work. 
But we need a lot of money. 
So we must make the money from work. 
You guys too bitch!!

OK 
Thx for reading my smashing testicles sentence. 
I hope u guys getting nice and hard. 
Plz be careful about car accidents. 
See u next time. 
Vest wishes. 
堀江竜二

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Random

Good morning everybody. 
This is a ROOG the English burning skim milk tanker. 
Last night I didn't send this sentence. 
Why? Because I studied English and played PSP game. 
Actually l cleared エリサ D 鳴瀬 and 語堂つぐみ. They are mine! I rule!!

By the way. 
We through one month about vegetarian life work. 
That is some time hard but not that bad. 
We are everyday trying.
Sometimes we made gross juice,soup whatever.  
But there are healthy!! So we getting good things from gross meal! Yikes and yippee. 

We began to watch Hannibal TV series in huru. 
That drama is scary and broody. 
I hope Will getting happy. 
He isn't bad guy.
And Dr.Hannibal is gorgeous. 

OK 
THNX for reading my stumpy sentence. 
I hope u guys getting nice day. 
Vest wishes. 
ホリエリュウジ

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Dromb

Hey there!
This is ROOG the English hippie. 
First I should apologize for you guys. 
I don't wanna write English sentence in last weekends. 

By the way. 
I got a new hobby from last month. 
That is this. 


And this. 


These are "Jew's harp"
First one is Hungarian. 
Second is Vietnamese. 
These instruments have mystic sound. 
I love that very much. 
But my wife don't like that. 
I hope she will little bit more curious. 

However I'm really sleepy. 
My body said I wanna go to bed stinky head!!
That's why I'll go to bed soon. 
 
OK. 
Thx for reading my furtfull sentence. 
I hope you guys getting nice and soft. 
Have a nice day and have a nice noon. 
Vest wishes. 
ほ、り、え、り、ゅ、う、じ

Monday, October 12, 2015

Coven PooG



Good evening every insects.
This is a ROOG the English mastervater.
This week we watched "American horror story coven".

We watched episode 6 today.
That drama is kinda stupid and sometimes looks like MTV drama. (Like I candy or Teen wolf whatever.)
Honestly l don't understand about characters name.

But this drama has many grotesque scene and sexy scene.
I glad to watch it.

At present my favorite season is season 1.
That last scene I got goosebumps.
Well done A(mercian horror story) team!

Tomorrow we'll should go to work.
So that's why we must go to bed soon.
By the way l definitely hate that game!!
If I can I'll go to inside that game.
And destroy all of them!!
When l use my burning head!!

OK
Thanx for reading my sexual sentence.
I hope u guys getting nice and not get cold.
C u next time and c u in your dream.
Vest wishes.
堀江竜二







Sunday, October 4, 2015

Nucky's Teabag

Hello every Gangsta.
Here is a ROOG the English splitter testicles.

Do u have work tomorrow?
I'm day off tomorrow.
I rule!!
By the way have u ever seen movie "Fat and sick nearly dead"?



We watched two episodes in this weekends.
Joe is Australian fat guy.
He has a lot of sickness.
Then he trying to drink vegetables fruits juice 60days.
He was well done cuz he has strong spirit I think.
He lost 60kg in two month.
More over his sickness was gone somewhere.

I thought human must eat meats.
If they don't eat that they're definitely getting sick.
I was wrong.
Human don't need meats.
Human need thinking and control.

We quit eat meats actually.
Cud we ate a lot of meats.
Chickens pigs cows sheep and fish.
Thank u very much for you guys life.
That's why it's over.

Daisy Shanti and Nucky eating meats every day.
So we shouldn't eat that.
They eat for us too!

OK
Thnx for reading my beautiful sentence.
I hope u guys getting nice and healthy.
Have a nice day and have a nice peeps.
Vest wishes.
✖︎掘ヱ龍次
○堀江竜二

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Last Week

Hello everybody.
This is ROOG the English king of Kinger.
Last week we watched Sleepy hollow in Netfrix.
But I slept a little wile.
However I know that movie is stupid.
I don't hate Jonny Depp.
But he is always same face I think.
And that Durahan face was very stupid or idiot whatever.
Anyhow I don't wanna miss monster.
Go away shh shh!!

By the way
Our furbys got a lot of fleas recently.
So I washed them on tow days.
I hope I destroyed all of fleas.
But they still biting our furbys delicious body.
We hate them so much!
Ughhh!!

OK
Thnx for reading my banana sentence.
I hope you guys getting nice and smoothly.
Have a nice day and have a nice greeting.
See u next time.
Vest wishes.
堀江竜二